Righto kids. I have come up with four sessions, some of which overlap socially indecent hours but should accommodate for most (and sometimes nearly all) timezones. If your timezone is missing, do tell me.

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Key

Snark Mean Time = Greenwich Mean Time
SMT = GMT
Behind SMT
Ahead SMT

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Snark Communication Hours

Weekend Sessions

Weekend Session 1: Sunday SMT

09:00 - 11:00 AST
09:00 - 11:00 EDT
08:00 - 10:00 EST
08:00 - 10:00 CDT
05:00 - 07:00 AKDT
05:00 - 07:00 PST
04:00 - 06:00 AKST
04:00 - 06:00 HADT
13:00 - 15:00 SMT
15:00 - 17:00 CEST
15:00 - 17:00 EET
21:00 - 23:00 WST
23:00 - 01:00 EST

Weekend Session 2: Sunday SMT

13:00 - 15:00 AST
13:00 - 15:00 EDT
12:00 - 14:00 EST
12:00 - 14:00 CDT
09:00 - 11:00 AKDT
09:00 - 11:00 PST
08:00 - 10:00 AKST
08:00 - 10:00 HADT
17:00 - 19:00 SMT
19:00 - 21:00 CEST
19:00 - 21:00 EET
01:00 - 03:00 WST
03:00 - 05:00 EST

Weekday Sessions

Weekday Session 1: Tuesday SMT

17:00 - 19:00 AST
17:00 - 19:00 EDT
16:00 - 18:00 EST
16:00 - 18:00 CDT
13:00 - 15:00 AKDT
13:00 - 15:00 PST
12:00 - 14:00 AKST
12:00 - 14:00 HADT
21:00 - 23:00 SMT
23:00 - 01:00 CEST
23:00 - 01:00 EET
05:00 - 07:00 WST
07:00 - 09:00 EST

Weekday Session 2: Wednesday SMT

20:00 - 22:00 AST
20:00 - 22:00 EDT
19:00 - 21:00 EST
19:00 - 21:00 CDT
16:00 - 18:00 AKDT
16:00 - 18:00 PST
15:00 - 17:00 AKST
15:00 - 17:00 HADT
00:00 - 02:00 SMT
02:00 - 04:00 CEST
02:00 - 04:00 EET
08:00 - 10:00 WST
10:00 - 12:00 EST

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You are welcome to use the weekday times for any day other than Tuesday — but I think agreeing on the one day will make it easier (as limited sessions will increase the chance of it being busy). If the above days are terrible for everyone I will change them.

Providing this is all good, I will see you guys this Sunday at 13:00 SMT